We have two strawberry plants in our backyard. These strawberries are not from those plants. Yes, I cheated on my strawberry plants. They’re adorable and all, producing, oh, maybe five or so berries a week, the cutest and tastiest little berries eva, delightful and satisfying when popped swiftly into our mouths or sliced over our morning yogurt or [...]

I never knew it was weird to spread butter on frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts. I don’t know how we got on the subject, we must’ve been talking about what we ate for breakfast as kids, but the husband was like what? You put butter on Pop-Tarts? He seemed shocked and disgusted, and I was suddenly self-conscious. Wasn’t that normal? [...]